I am glad you cleaned your house and that it is sparkly. Way to go! I am also glad you made it to two pages! You are the epitome of COOL!
So I am totally interested in seeing your mock press release. I want to promote the heck out of it! Ha ha ha! Yeah that is pretty funny! I can only imagine...speaking of videotaped embarassments:
Chris L. (PTTer) got me on video tape tackling Mike at my party over a roll of paper towels. In addition, I come busting into the living room in full "Deja Vu gear," like some sort of stripper super hero! Ha! I look grossly huge, but it was still pretty damn funny!
If you're ever feeling that adventurous and frustrated again, feel free to take it out cleaning my apartment! That's a project in and of itself, lemme tell you!
Cleaning to release frustration? Good g-d woman, what's wrong with you?!?! Smoke! Sleep! Anything but clean!! But seriously, good job with the cleaning. I do that too. Sometimes. Well, never. But you get my point.
I always clean a lot before parties. So I think it was GENIUS of you to clean for a pretend party.
But for me, it's like setting the alarm clock 10 minutes fast. It's supposed to make you early. But I always remember it's 10 minutes fast, so it's fucking useless. Ah well. At least your apartment is clean!
Driving range tomorrow! YAY for any form of stress relief!
Oh, I usually keep the dictionary up and running in the background when I type my journal. I'm not abashed to say I look words up if I'm uncertain of their meaning or spelling. They have the word of the day in the upper right hand corner of the webpage, and I usually click on it just to see what it has to say.
Yeah, everytime I buy a pack of cigarettes or a pop, a few days later when I'm counting out change I think "If I hadn't bought those cigarettes I'd have $3.58. And if I hadn't bought the pop I'd have $5.58!" It's obsessive.
And you can never be too drunk, my friend. That statement is the entire basis of drinking games.
But seriously, good job with the cleaning. I do that too. Sometimes. Well, never. But you get my point. 
So I am totally interested in seeing your mock press release. I want to promote the heck out of it! Ha ha ha! Yeah that is pretty funny! I can only imagine...speaking of videotaped embarassments:
Chris L. (PTTer) got me on video tape tackling Mike at my party over a roll of paper towels. In addition, I come busting into the living room in full "Deja Vu gear," like some sort of stripper super hero! Ha! I look grossly huge, but it was still pretty damn funny!