Although I do appreciate the skill you put into your rhyme, I couldn't pass up noticing your masterful AIM name!

what am i thinking about?? im thinkin of chocolate rivers flowing with candy cane gumdrops, and lifesavers made of cheese!! uhhhhhh..... wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night...

douches are gross. i'm not getting that stuff near my nonexistant bush.

Yo amo a el Big Poppa y 'Big Pun'!

A T-bone steak, Cheese, Eggs and Welch's Grape
No one could mack to a honey all while getting a coronery
Like Big Poppa Wallace

mmmm cheese eggs......