best. rhyme. ever.

yes do you fell my presones in for forse?

Great SCOTT you have a talent (a few, apparently )...
Who is this muse you are so enamoured with? She is gonna be thankin' you in more ways than one, behbeh.
*runs to the detachable waterpik showerhead*

oh my.
that's like.. hot and stuff.
*squirm*

Pick me, pick me!

Hahha you've got groupies son!
Word is born kid!

ooooh, that's some sexiness!!! i'm feeling all squirmy like freyja.....

today's been full of shitty drama

i couldn't find red clover tea at my grocery store. theres a specialty store that i gotta check. i still want to try it.

wazoo on that kazoo?
hmmm?

i love jews too!! and jew.

[Edited on Jan 16, 2003]

Ah, you're wazoo now, are you? Do tell us what prompted the change of nick!

Yo wat up duke? You, you gotsta MAINTAIN!
You know how we do....

er... yeah.
i had something to say i forgot... oh right... shack... see you at the shack.

a new name and a new skill of impressing the ladies!

no-bod-y beats the biz, nobodybeatsthebiz

i like your new name and pic!

i got your fucking wazoo right here.

Hey, Great Wazoo, I am thinking of visiting fellow SG Member Seitzu while he's in NYC for the UNIX convention. Would you like to hang out sometime on the 21st or 22nd? I am hoping to hook up with my longlost buddy who lives in Prospect Hill, too. Are you involved in SGNY?

ok..i'm a busy boy and a bit scatter brained..have to admit i only scanned your writing above but i like what i caught.

Would you get this smut offa yer page? It's too much of a reminder how fucking frigid I've been lately...

*cough*
so.. uhh..
what happened to you friday night?
hmmm?

I love Super Troopers! Those guys were fucking hilarious!