well shit son show me a pic of you so i can see you on capus

william shatner sings?! i'm mortified. regis philbin sings as well, ya know.

blue sky grapefruit is currently my soda of choice.

is that why coffee shop pastries are like two dollars for us suckers that come in during the day...because so many are wasted at night?

Oh you're damn right I'm throwing myself off that cliff, its magic y'know. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE...................

Update is not a profane word you lazy bastard............