You basically just called me easy in chat, and I wanted to let you know I didn't appreciate it. I don't care if you think I'm god's gift to straight men or the uggliest thing on earth. Either way is fine. But I'd prefer it if you wouldn't makes disparaging comments about my assumed sexual activities; regardless of how hot I am or am not, I would NEVER even consider going to bed with you or anyone remotely like you. And in the future, please just don't address me in chat, if you don't mind; you rub me the wrong way and I'd like to avoid that from now on.
you are too cool for school.