hahahaha oh my!! You amaze me. You always have funny things to say. Thanks for giving my smile for the day. I'm heading to the store for chianti. Maybe I'll talk to a few cats on the way.
I wouldn't worry about the cat thing. I openly admit to calling my cats "mommy's little poop factories" and people seem to like me anyway. Go to the block party and have lots of fun. If you drink enough it should be easy to find some new way of making an ass of yourself. Then you can stay awake at night burning with the shame. What fun!