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Thursday Jan 23, 2003

Jan 23, 2003
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cat steals dignity:

i just got caught by my neighbor talking in a funny voice to my cat.

now, i will not be attending the block party.

doc and i went out last night to have a couple of beers and play some cards. owner of the bar started chatting with us about horses. doc used to ride, he owned a racehorse named agent flirt.

then, he found out we were book folks, and starts in on his bar book club. he brings over another patron to talk books, buys us a round. he leaves, his friend stays and complains about all contemporary fiction. doc makes suggestions, she makes notes. doc gets up for a moment, and the friend tells me how fascinating she is.

she doesn't know the half.

we never finished the game of kings in the corner we'd started.
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kingskottie:
great bands. the creation... wowsa...gbv...past the red dog bobby pollard's in the house.
Jan 24, 2003
clara:
I wouldn't worry about the cat thing. I openly admit to calling my cats "mommy's little poop factories" and people seem to like me anyway. Go to the block party and have lots of fun. If you drink enough it should be easy to find some new way of making an ass of yourself. Then you can stay awake at night burning with the shame. What fun!
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Jan 24, 2003

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