Heehee, that was the best part of Ren and Stimpy. I watch American Idol too. I watch it in the beginning to laugh at people, and thats when they hook you!!

Hey... that's a purdy dress! Too bad we can't see the money shots!!!
But I keep getting distracted by the horny and buzzing one

Holy crap, you updated your journal twice since I last said hi. To think I almost missed these momentous occasions. I'm totally giving you shit by the way so please don't hurt me

American Idol is the devul!!!

To quote Powdered Toast Man; "Squeeze my cheeks!" (I happen to like yer ass, BTW!)

yes you are lame yes you are cheesy and yes i like it to.
hope all goes well with your ass and the treadmill
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Holy shit! That's STILL one of my favorite catchphrases!!!

Just stopping in to say WAZZUP GURLIE!!!

Well it took those dudes long enough!!! But then again, you ARE intimidatingly hot!!!

Happy Birthday, Pretty Girl!!!

I hope you have all desire and (for the sake of the saying) desire all that you have.

My best to you!

Da na na na nanaaaaa!
I heard it's your birthday!
Da na na na nanaaaaa!
It's my birthday too!

Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!

Happy Birthday, sweetie!!!
Hope it's a good one!!!

Happy birthday! Party it up.

All the best for today and the coming year!

THE HAPPY FINGERS INSTITUTE DEMANDS YOU HAVE A FUCKALL OF A BIRTHDAY!!!! AND WE MEAN IT!!!!!