I'm in love with the singer. I considered buying the ACME kidnapping kit but after hearing some of their lyrics decided it was probably unecessary

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Mark - crusher of dreams. Nice going, bastard!

"deep" isnt the word i'd use when talking about the dicking i provide

Yup - pleasure to meet you too mate. Hope we didn't scar your mind too badly

Its a good thing I have a sense of humour about it and havent developed a complex or anything.

Yeah provided I have enough notice to get some time off and scrounge together some cash. Until then you'll have to make do with imagining me as a puppet, and possibly watching me doing that film thing online

I suppose if that's ALL you remember