sure I bet your getting death threats for other reasons then that...

fucken cool!!!! i want an email like that!!!!

I'm not American either!

But my grasp of the english language is fairly tight so there's no way that any death threats from me would be very entertaining.

I'll see what I can put together though, and I'll ask my
Quebecois friend to proof-read it all.

engrish, in any context, is always a fun read