I'm missing out on lubed up anal threesomes, god damnit, you bastards! Why does Ryan's college have a different schedule for spring break than mine??? WHY?!?!?!?
*grumble grumble* If I call you guys past 7pm and you're not drunk, I'm going to yell at you.
For the record, no member of the male gender or anyone resembling that portion of the human species, has ever had my ass in any way. That being said, I did pass out twice this weekend so who knows what really happened.
LA rocks. Party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar and somethin-sumthin-suh.....zzzz
no i didn't do that yet... it only says "Breaks Hearts" so far because i didn't know if i wanted him to do the rest cause he is kinda new at it. but he did good. and he really wants to do the rest.