have you learned barre chords yet?

oh, ukulele! i thought you were trying guitar. i don't even know if there are barre chords for ukulele. it's only four strings, yes?

There are certain chords that my fingers are just deathly afraid of

Don't you need tiny carny hands to play a uke? Or should that be an uke...

That's a good chord. Coltrane's Tenor Sax is in the key of B♭

How do you tune the strings of a uke, anyway? I always just tune mine like the four treblemost strings of a guitar, with that one funny out-of-place one being an octave higher, because I don't know any better.

Man, I wish I could play a ukulele.

Alls I got is a sax and a clarinet (band nerd= me ).

I wish I could really play some sort of guitar ...

Fair enough. I look forward to your Tiny Tim-themed set.

Well if it's a Uke, then you are in a whole different world.

Here's a cheatsheet:
Uke Chords

and If you're trying to play Uke, please tell me you're attempting to play a Beirut song..... like Postcards From Italy?

What did you pick up last Wednesday?