HO huh? That could be considered ... what are your qualifications?
And I don't believe I will dance on the coffee table thanks ... it's glass like and would crush under my weight. And don't offer the kitchen table either ... I'd hit my head on the ceiling.
Looks nice ... unfortuantely though ... there will be a written test for the position of HO.
Too bad you weren't just going for accountant ... that pic woulda gotten you a job and a raise. But hey ... I understand - reach for the stars.
Go for HO ... answer one of these questions:
- Describe the best orgasm you ever had
- What is it about farts that make them such a timeless classic?
- If there is a lockout in the hockey world ... how many babies will be born sometime next Summer/Fall due to there being nothing else to do than fuck?
Please use proper sentence format. Points will be taken off for poor useage of grammar and vagueness.
Essays must be a minimum of five hundred words.
Good luck and we here at Abadinfluence Corp. hope you enjoy your stay if you gain employment in the position you are looking for.
And I don't believe I will dance on the coffee table thanks ... it's glass like and would crush under my weight. And don't offer the kitchen table either ... I'd hit my head on the ceiling.