aaaww man, my aunt had one that would fit perfectly what you need,,,, bu that was 15 years ago, sorry

Closest I got, sorry!

army surplus store, check them out, or look in the phone book, ive seen a couple around here that are huge

I have no idea, I know a place around here, but that does you no good. I did have an idea for your set if you havent allready came up with one.

Ok so.
I was thinking youd be sitting there in the theater watching someone like Clive Owen someone like that you pick your poison. Anyway your sitting there watching with a bag of popcorn and you reach deeper and deeper into the bag to touch yourself, and then you go get naked and everything.

i just wanted to say thanks for truly amusing the shit out of me last night.

you rock.

all about the bomb idea.

I adore you.