soaked to the panties!? hubba hubba!

have a good vacation sweet pea.

enjoy the vaction I just got back from mine and it was very very nice

A grasshopper walks into a bar
the bartender says " hey we have a drink named after you"

the grasshopper says


wait for it









"you have a drink named Ron?"

Awe...I hope you're having a great time

Why is six afraid of seven?






Becuz seven, eight, nine!!!

Family vacations with little ones. I kind of miss those. My daughter is almost 18 now, so traveling with her is easier in some ways, harder in others. She doesn't need anyone to make it fun for her anymore. I kind of miss making it fun for her.

This was my daughter's favorite riddle when she was little:

What does a snail on a turtle's back say?

Hope you had a great trip.