magentalab

well i need to make new sg friends because most of the ones i made have left sg or have grown tired of me or both.

i just want to say that Obama has my vote based on the fact that he has a cool sounding name. as popular as the hunger games is you know there will never be an amusement park based on it. speaking of which anyone notice the popularity rise of archery. i want to go bowling with rollerskates on. i hate being depressed i wish i could inject happiness into my veins and i dont mean drugs, whatever made peter pan fly i mean. i want to go to a bbq place, bring in my own slab of tofu and ask them to throw that in the smoker. if my life were a show on mtv it would run in between daria and jersey shore. i wanna to change my first name to munster. if i were to lose weight it would be just enough to avoid getting sweat in weird places. i found out today that i will cross the other side of the street when i see youth walking my way. you know you are getting old when you get excited over a new soul asylum album and dubstep sounds like crazy to you. i want to get a tattoo that says"stop looking" can you imagine if rape police actually existed, just a bunch a guys looking over you shoulder while you are getting down, whispering "the instant she says no, put the peen away and step back or else" with little whistles dangling from their necks that are initialed "RP". i want to go swimming up a waterfall. i wish semen would just clean up after itself. i wish that bigger guys were more sexually exploited because i would totally whore myself out and then call it a career after the first week. chuck e cheese is still a rodent