dear mac~
you haven't been posting any new threads on the boards lately and that pisses me off. fuck you asshole.
love~
ava

dear scott--

i have no hate for you...no matter what, i have no hate for you, my brotha. you are a mighty rock star, and that is a fact. kisses n stuff.

---yours always old skool love stylee--

--chiquita/shannon

p.s. MISS YOU!

Yo!
You're ugly and your mama dresses you funny.

It's tempting to taunt you for your atrocious spelling, but the truth is I find it rather endearing.

i hate you for having the greatest profile pic on the entire site. you are un bastardo.

fuck you, you fuckin fuck

Clara is too sweet. Your atrocious spelling is far from endearing.

Dear Mac,
I haven't talked to you in so long that I've fogotten what you look like and all the things I used to love about you I hate. Your lack of abusive comments to me recently really pisses me off. Go fuck yourself.
-Beeze

Its all your fault.

Hmmm... no hate, but I'lll kill you when I see you motherfucker!!!

trilo

Listen up here bitch boy! If i wanted any dick lip out of you i'd take two steps back OK!


EricLovesMac

Whassup, Macpitifulattentionwhore?

you dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

Apparently the Loch Ness monster ate you, got indigestion and died. Now we have no more Loch Ness monster. Thanks a lot.

you snivelling little cunt, and not in the British term of endearment, but in the American make people shrivel at the word sort of way... You uh, ur super fucking pale. And ... yeah.
Go play on Friendster you worm ...

How was that? I can do better, I swear, that was off the cuff.

I liked "far from endearing". It doesn't get much more hateful than that.

i hate that we have the same name. cause i'm sure there with a time when we're both at the same SGLA event again and some hot chick will walk up and be like 'scott lets go have sex' and then she'll be talking to you. and then like that will suck for me. cause she'll have said scott, and it wont be me. so you know, i hate that.

hey macasstard! why don't you go macfuckoff!? just throw your macballs off of a low bridge into a shallow river of cement, you macdick!!!

*smooch*

you fucking suck dirty ass and you are a sissy for not liking my bites.

so take that.