lysie

I got myself a MILF last night...

first i went to an engagement party... bar tab.
i got drunk after 1 1/2 beers...
i was the only drunk person there. as usual.

Then i went to the valley to the beat gay club. I never get girls when i go out, which is sad. but everyone assumes im full straight because im very girly looking.. or theyr just not into me.. whatever. i go unnoticed.

BUt last night was great. i met these 2 french girls. i think they were pretending to have accents, but im not sure. i got to dirty dance with them.

Then this random girl started talking to me asking me if i would go back to her house and have a 3some wit her and her bf..
I woudnt have done it, becuase well..im a prude...
she introduced me to her bf...
turns out he was my ex bf from a while ago....
so it defintily wasnt going to happen.

then he got mad cos me and her made out. whatever...

then i met this lady who said she was 51. i said she looked 30. then we spent the night hooking up. it was awesome. she was beging me to go home with her, so she could introduce me to her son.. cos aparantly he is covered in tattoos, in a band, loves girls with tattoos.... adn wanted me to be his gf.

she said she was straight but if she was a lesbian she would like to have her way with me..

fuk, just realised.. if her son is into tattoos and shit.... maybe hes a SG member...

oh well....
Milf's son..... if your reading this....

say hi to ya mum for me!!