I'll raise my hand up also.
I just want to know what kind of Karmic Hell your boyfriend endured before he started dating you. For it to swing so hard into the fun zone, he must have been a fucking saint dating the she beasts from hell.
I wanna drink and watch him tattoo stuff too! Damn shiplife.
Happy New Year Chica and you better effin belive I'll be joining you in April.
Do you love it?
P.S. Speaking of boob intermission> Half my ship saw my nips last week when I almost poisoned myself with free tequilla. Oops!
I could think of worse things to become then mashed potatoes, but I like the peeled to death part.
Any women that would post a pic of her smelling her own feet must be fun as hell to hang with.
Then getting her naked with a body like yours would make every day Christmas. That or cause a lot of car crashes.
"Put your damn boobs back in your shirt!" "No the police officer does not want to see them!"
"OK...maybe he does."
It's the same here in Oregon. The only stipulation is that you can't be causing a disturbance, in sighting a riot, or blocking traffic. It's always amazing what dudes will do to get the attention of naked chicks. I grew up in Hawaii and even though I could find nothing in nature as beautiful as a naked woman, I don't freak the fuck out over them. All women have boobs. Most of them are not as nice as yours. You might be band in Oregon just in the chance that you might whip out the girls and cause mass civil unrest. Let me know if you visit. I could use a day off from teaching. It would be like a snow day but better.
awww...fat kitty's how'd you know that always cheers me up!!! haha...yeah I wish I had a big fatty! but no such luck on my part...and I can't get myself off the couch to go find any...
hahah, by "puppins" you must mean my dog, he is quite awesome indeed. I have to tell you that you are absolutely 100% not "chopped liver".
please take that in the best way possible.
(and your dreads 
