The same thing that always happens every time you are left alone with hair altering implements. I have my phone sitting next to me, I'm SURE you will be texting me a photo of the results soon. I can't wait to see it.

I think you shaved your head.

you made a video of yourself, stripping your clothes off - by slicing them open with scissors?! ... and well we all know how much the clippers can vibrate ... just detach the blades