i bet your hair is hott. just hearing about your rocks my socks and pants off. and it feels good. it feels damn good. i think im going to get a collar and tie. thats it. thats all i really need to wear. it worked for yogi and bobo. i shouldnt get arrested on the street with that on.

I bet you could get away with it, as long as you steal some pic-a-nic baskets

way ahead of you. but now there really is a warrent for my arrest. the ranger wont let this one slide. i stole from bush.

[Edited on Jul 26, 2004 2:29PM]

just say you're really really sorry and won't do it again

if that doesn't work, tell him you're a pirate and plundering is in your blood. arrrrgh!