Did you ever think that maybe I just enjoy seeing the monkey humping the dancing banana??
I don't think I've given any lame excuses for missing class...but since I'm a migraine sufferer, I've pulled the 'ol "I have a migraine and may not be in class today" a few times.
God, I skipped class so much in college that I think I stopped making lame excuses by the time I was a sophmore. hehhehe. I did have a teacher once that was in the process of dropping me for my absences and I made an emotional plea about my illness and how she as a biology teacher should understand why I chose not to attend even though I had been warned that one more absence meant that I would be dropped. It failed. What really pisses me off about that was that I was making an A in that class while the rest of the class was failing. Cause she had the hardest tests and couln't teach for shite. Obviously I was self taught. hehehe. I still think she is a fucking bitch.
I don't think I've given any lame excuses for missing class...but since I'm a migraine sufferer, I've pulled the 'ol "I have a migraine and may not be in class today" a few times.