whaa:
Did you ever think that maybe I just enjoy seeing the monkey humping the dancing banana??

I don't think I've given any lame excuses for missing class...but since I'm a migraine sufferer, I've pulled the 'ol "I have a migraine and may not be in class today" a few times.
woodstock:
God, I skipped class so much in college that I think I stopped making lame excuses by the time I was a sophmore. hehhehe. I did have a teacher once that was in the process of dropping me for my absences and I made an emotional plea about my illness and how she as a biology teacher should understand why I chose not to attend even though I had been warned that one more absence meant that I would be dropped. It failed. What really pisses me off about that was that I was making an A in that class while the rest of the class was failing. Cause she had the hardest tests and couln't teach for shite. Obviously I was self taught. hehehe. I still think she is a fucking bitch. ARRR!!!
whaa:
Ohhhh poopoo. You're learnding!
whaa:
Thanx for the boob comment. I shall kill you now.
megg:
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Are you happy now?
whaa:
Hey little girl...do you want a cookie?
megg:
Hey there, hope you had fun tonight, even though you were sick.

I am calling you tomorrow. Answer your damn phone! We have some unfinished, yet some what new business to attend to. How is that for mysterious.

And how is this for a response?
battlin_albright:
Hiiiii Laaaurrraaa!! smile smile

Lamest excuse? That I missed my alarm. It happens all the time. I'm a nerd. ;P
lilmissmorbid:
Hope you had a great weekend
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