lokischild

listening to the silence of the lambs
my bum is leaking and i didn't even eat any olestra. only my mom's egg salad. don't eat my mom's egg salad. the part that's supposed to be yellow is grey, and there is no white. and somehow it doesn't taste anything like egg. egg salad scares me now.
all my presents are wrapped. thank the flying spaghetti monster! no more wrapping! i was using one of those magic gold pens that has the gold paint in it and comes out all liquid. i managed to turn my hands gold, and for some reason, i have a gold dot on my chin that will not come off. dammit.
booga booga booga!

-=squish=-