So you want me to get a sex change?

I'm confused.

My little lady feels your pain. We have gatherings every 4 weeks or so, and usually one of our (couple) friends "stays a little later" than the rest of our oblivious compadres. Hooray! As of late, she's looking for a nice, new interest...with my full support of course

i wish a damn tree would fall on my work... i wish i could remember my dreams like that i wake up remembering about one a week... and yeah "fairly reliable vagina" is hard to come by

hmmm. Strange dream.

But ice cream with cake in it? Sounds tastey. There's a local place that makes a mean brownie batter ice cream. yum

You're with the Vagina? I thought you had a boy friend not too long ago? No matter just remember to post pics of the 2 of you.

Yes. Washington is the shit and...wait. Why do you want to be here? I mean, I COULD try polygamy for you, or my girl WOULD enjoy meeting you but....wait...are you talking about platinum/paladium? Hold on...maybe you really meant my wife...that's great too. Just a second...I need another drink, don't know what I'm writing, and have a crazy urge to look at girly porn right now. Who are you? Who am I? Ah...whiskey, God love it.
Yeah...Washington is the shit.