They are just lame.

Thats all I got.

And Im real glad that things are better.

here here!

or is it 'hear hear'?

okay Im not much on the "my lover" thing. It's just not working for me. It's way too romance novel. Actually it reminds me of that skit from SNL with will ferrel and that chick who's name I can't remember right now, let's call her chunky pidgeon-faced girl.

I already sound a bit like my psychotic relatives.

I'm still waiting on the awesome lover though.

Glad you have your love back
woot.

Now doth goeth into thee world and be KINKY!


Or something like that. Haha.

I can post pics of me where I look royally stupid. i have loads of those. I just choose not to show them to everyone
Give it time.
After this weekend when everyone comes over, Im sure there will be some and Ill post one just for you

My cat just sleeps all day. Now that I have a laptop I kinda took away his bed(he used to sleep on my monitor)

Lovers rock!

You dissed an actress?!

Good job! You get a gold star!

"House of the noisy bed"?! You gettin' a lot of ass or something?!

"I swear to Christ, I'll shoot the next guy who says Shenannigans."

"Hey, Farva! What's the name of that place that you like to drink at?"

"What? You mean Shenannigans?"

still corny!

Excellent!

I need sex.

That's just a status update.