i'm heading to T.O now lol

Sweet monkey Jesus!

Nice.

And hey, there's candy involved, which is always good.

It looks like you two need to do a set together.

WOW I am speechless

Cheers on this st. patty's day to beautiful women makin out!!!!!

Looks like Toronto it is!

pretty ladies

*drool*

you got my email address?

I do what I gotta do.
But all the credit should really go to Lucy for the best verbal bitch slapping I've seen in a while.

sexual satisfaction...from your first real lover

Despite what Mr. Uselessrules says... decent men do exist. I try to be one on occaision. And if I have to take a stand against rampant douchbaggery... well so help me god I will!

keep it in mind....but you do have my email demitrithelover@hotmail.com...
btw i guarantee you never had a "REAL LOVER"

Don't worry... he'll get his soon enough.
And we'll be able to sit back and laugh and tell our grandkids about the "big jerk who hit on you and Lucy".

Good point... I am planning on eating most of the babies. I'm sure one or two will get away... I'll try to avoid it but I'm not perfect.
I'm sure they'll get a good laugh out of this guy.

You're right... I should let a few of my obviously superior offspring out into the world to fight the retards of the future when I am too old and feeble.
Correction... I will never be too old and feeble to fight retards. I'll just have to get a turbocharged walker. And a cane.

Well I've considered it but part of me really wants to be an angry old grandpa. I want to sit on my front porch in a rocking chair screaming at the bastard kids on my lawn.
Maybe if I can go back and forth...

Sweet Jesus...

I hope that you had a good weekend!

I'm feeling much better, thank you. And I'm really glad to be back.