1) Once I went to the pet store and bought 2 possums and a thoroughbred chihuahua. I took them home and organized stunt races with the neighbor's tabby. The tabby ended up winning so I took the 2 possums and the evidently-not-so-thoroughbred chihuahua back to the store and got a refund..
2) When I was 12 I used to steal dreams from little children and sell them on the black market.
3) We met on fields of luminous tundra stretched between here and Cape Horn. America has never been the same since.
4) If you were a bunny, would you still have dreads? More importantly, would you be a bunny that had to be registered as a lethal weapon in the State of Texas? Cause I'm rather a fan of bunnies.
5) I think that you and I should build a race of giant sentient and benevolent walking machines. Or at least 2 or 3. And have breakdancing competitions between them. We could sell tickets!
Oh and I'm sorry to report that the Mars thing is a bit of a hoax. That is to say that Mars was actually considerably closer in 2003 than it is now and will be as close as it is this week again in a few years. It's still fairly close and is worth a look if you can get your hands on a telescope and a nice low-light location from which to view it.
Unlike your yummy self, who's worth a look with or without telescopic assistance in any lighting.
Sorry I wasn't able to get ahold of you in time yesterday. I had already taken off.
Also, S_Eldorado up there is mostly right. There's a lot more info here, but in short: most of that info is either rehashed from the 2003 Mars close approach or totally made up. The approach this year won't peak for another couple of months.
