littlemermaid

STORY FOR YOU!
so today, im driving in my car, minding my own buisness.. not even speeding.
a cop lights me up.
no problem, i think. he cant be lighting me up.
so i change lanes to let him pass..
he gets behind me.
i pull over. he gets out.
but..
why?
i havent done anything wrong.
wrong.
he walks up to my window and lets me know im driving with expired tags.
fuck. well- at least thats it.
asks for my liscence..
of course
i dont have it.
i tell him my name, where i was born...
i try to lean over as much as possible...
he goes back to his car for about TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES.
asks me to step out of the car.
and of course, i think:
fuck.
he informs me that my liscence has been suspended since last fucking april- this is my second offense
and i have the right to remain silent.
what?
- just kidding. but you do have to go to court.
and if you dont- then i get to arrest you. you look like you like cuffs.
i wanted to sock this motherfucker in the mouth.
but i smiled.
and called him sir.
he lets me go- so im free to sit in the car
and think.
court? points?
money?
shit.
so now im sitting here. screwed. but optimistic- because at least im going to have sex tonight.