hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
i may be a motherfucker, but not literally.
no, that is a reference to passionate intense cunnilingus.
i was attempting to be poetic & ironic at the same time...
your punk rock.
i like that. the only thing different i would have done would have been to give the maintance man on of those plastic cups of "beer", high fived him and high tailed it home for the day.
but then again i did get canned at my last job.
Your boring coworkers live vicariously through freaky temps and messengers. They secretly love to see someone who doesn't give a shit about the job, the office politics, acting indifferently to it all. They subconciously think that their work envirionments must match their TV sitcoms, and they need you to play a role their little show. Maybe you are playing the role of the sullen office hipster, or the 'kooky one'.
thanks for the kind words regarding my drivel, dear- and OneLoneClone is right- I've been the "office rebel" a time or two, and it's kinda empowering to be looked up to by a bunch of white collar slaves...
"what are they gonna do, fire me?" has been my mantra for about 4our months.
good work. office people scare the shit out of me. they spend a good time of their life doing something they'd rather not so they can enjoy a nice weekend on the deck and maybe a beer or two. i don't get the flouresents, either.
