oh god. the bluntness. it always gets me in deep shit. its ok though. my friends know and accept that about me. its weird that the body part that is associated with sags are the legs. were not leggy creatures. were short. and squat. but fucking cute. have you ever read mists of avalon? im convinced that the dark little fairy people are a race of sagittarians: short, dark, gremlinish, with weird amounts of sexual attraction and kind of loopy.
i actually seem to get along really well with water signs, oddly enough. i just know how to handle them. my whole family is made up of them. my dads a cancer, my mom a pisces, and my sister a scorpio. imagine a little free-spirit sag growing up like that. no. it was not fun. soooo.... of course i end up dating a lot of cancers because of the whole kill-your-mom-marry-your-dad complex [i have to swear off of them. theyre no good for me], and my best friend is a scorpio. they are so lovely, those little stinging arachnids. but i do love my fire babies. four of my really good friends are fires. an aries boy and girl and a sag boy and girl. i dont seem to work well with leos [they always end up being shady to me], and sometimes i want to kill those psychotic aries. but we always end up having so much fun. those damn twin air geminis figure in largely too. i found [through trial and error], that i can befriend them, but should avoid at all costs dating them, since all they do is push my buttons and provoke my fireful wrath. i end up burning them badly. i dont know too much about any of the other signs, except that pisces girls end up being my nemisis. theyre either supercool or INFUCKINGSANE, and most of the ones ive met are insane, including my mom. sorry about the dissertation. didnt mean to blather on like that.
