best o' wishes - I was gonna save this pic for my Journal but... fuck it, I'll just re-use it later; it's not like my Journal is friggin' holy, and it sounds like you could use a flying nun:
Ya Know...I KNEW Somethin was up...and I actually aint just Blowin Smoke...I had A Good Long Talk with D. The Other Night...I'll Just Eek!Mail You....
A Smear of Slimy Smooches... ,SS
"shit???????????????????????". WELL... , HERE, A JOCKE,ANYWAY--- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!! :
THERE IS A GUY, IN THE JUNGLE, ENJOYING HIS TRIP- SUDDENLY, CANNIBAL, TERRIBLE GUY, TERRIBLE DICK, STAYING OIN FRONT OF HIM, KIDNAPES HIM, AND ASKS HIM: "UNGA UNGA " OR "MURDER-MURDER"(HERE, IN SPNISH, "MATA-MATA"). -"UNGA.UNGA", HE SAYS---- SO, THE INDIAN, TAKES HIM AND RAPES HIM, THE POOR GUY, HE COULDT WALK. HE HAD A TERRIBLE PAIN ON HIS BUTT. HE THINKS HE HAS NOT ASS.HE STARTS TO WALK AGAIN, AND , SUDDENLY, TWO CANNIBLS, AGAIN. "UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???" "UNGA UNGA..." AGAIN, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS NO ASS, HE HAS NO STOMACH, HE CAN{T WALK, IT IS WORST THAN DIE...!!!!!!!!HE THINKS HE HS TO SCAPE, AND TRY TO RUN, WHEN HE IS JUMPING TO CROSS THE JUNGLE, AGAIN, THREE INDIANS: "UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???????" "MATA MATA, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -YEAH. BUT FIRST, UNGA UNGA.
Hope everything is ok soon