I'm soo confused
1. I'd have to go with the toe I use my hands everday to work with a missing finger would definately impair my working conditions.
2. I think maybe the pope but hes very old and has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel so I definately think jenna jameson only thing is if I was jenna I would be sleeping with anyone and everone.
3. of course who couldn't use some extra cash
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
toe. I play violin, viola, cello, piano and guitar (although I play guitar poorly, this isn't the issue). I need my fingers.
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
Jenna Jameson, her tits aren't as saggy, and she isn't worm food. Sorry - it's reality. *shrug*
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Fuck yeah I would. The banks have been robbing me for years. AND I am really fucking broke right now. Actually, I had nearly a foolproof plan, takes the right timing though...oh well.
Regarding #3...I'd say Tim Curry as he looked in Rocky Horror Picture Show!! There's just something about a man in fishnets, heels, corsettes and make-up that turns me on!
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
toe. a small, insignificant non-balancing, non-gripping toe that I didn't particularly enjoy having sucked. *ponders* On second thoughts, pinky finger.
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why? Can I be a pr0n star who helps people instead?
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
I wouldn't. Give me an instant million bucks, and I'm DOOMED!
1) I think a finger... I love my feet and I gt the pedicures so I would feel weird if some dude or lady was touching my feet and wondering about my missing toe. I'd probably have to tell them the story just so they would stop looking at it.
2) Absolutely Jenna Jameson. We actually have a lot in common. I grew up in Vegas too. Except I am not nor have I ever been in porn. Plus... I couldn't give up sex because I would cease to exist.
3) yes. Don't tell my mom though... I asked her once when I was twelve that If I came up with a plan to rob a Brinks truck and she knew about it would she turn me in? She told me it would be her civic duty.
Holy Crap Batman!!!!! Those dogs look HAAAWWWWTTTT!!!!! *drools*
Poor things... it sounds horrible having to have sex back to back, and apparently there's like a hook type thing on the dogs willy that sinks in to the skin of the bitches fanny so that she can't get away! OUCH!!
1. I would rather lose a toe cause i can always cover it up with shoes if i lose a finger its alot harder to cover up. Besides if i lose a finger thats one less ring i can wear.
2. Hmmm would i rather be a saint or a sinner. I would deffinatly chose to be Jenna Jameson cause she gets paid to have sex and is fucking gorgious.
3. As much as I would love to have that much money I couldnt rob a bank. Its just wrong. Knowing my luck they would catch me later on down the road.
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
Finger..... uh I have no idea really.... besides the whole relearning to walk thing the toes do a lot for balance....
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
Well my first thought is John Holmes? Isn't he dead? The second thought is does the Pope get women? Mother Teresa is dead as well.... SO I could be two dead people an old guy that has questionable taste in clothes.... I mean really the pope has one outfit! and Jenna Jameson...... Well I don't want to be dead or old..... so I guess Jenna but I don't really know that I want to be her but she is the only one alive that is cool.... couldn't you have said peter north or ron jeremy? So you like dead old guys with huge schlongs eh?
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Yes I would..... Then I would make him come up with more plans and we would steal all the money in the world and become the first emperors of the world!!! Oh wait uh yeah I would totally steal the reason... I have loose morals.... and I like money....
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
A toe cause I already have weird looking feet and I am already clumsy, so no big loss. The finger on the other hand would be sorely missed. (there are so many puns in that sentence, all unintentional)
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
Jenna Jameson, because that would be WAY more fun. Plus, if I want to to good, I still can. I can have my cake and eat it too.
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Probably not. I have this thing about stealing. I never have and I probably never will. It is an integrity thing with me. However, I would come closer to stealing from a bank than from an individual or even a store because all of that is insured by the federal government so I am already paying for that money anyways.
. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
toe, itd be easier yo hide and my toes are so small no one would notice anyway..
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
heh, come on now.
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
no, id feel guilty.
nope tt mac and cheez wasnt vegan, and you know what i remembered, which proves what type of trivial info i keep in the back of my mind.
a few months ago you had vegan mac and cheese and had to get rid of it, cuz a spider was in it...
i amaze myself sometimes...
so i read your Q^A thing i concur at...
you like teh maryjane, and you blow glass, so you must make your own bongs i am sure of it
you are one freaky chic, and i admire you for that
i live in levittown..........haha........sorry the other one,
sesame place is great, i like to climb on the rope climb, and the part tht goes over peoples heads, i like to droolm ad let it drip on top of bald chinese tourists ...and i laugh..i havent ben able to do that for a few years though, im to big to go on the ride now
ok here are my questions for you
1- if you could only either see or hear which would you want
2-and why?
3- do i make you horny baby (austin powers voice)
4- would you cheat insurance to get a Rascal Brand Electric Scooter
5- do you pee in the shower?
6-where do you wipe oyur boogers?
7- what two fun numbers add up to 489?
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
A toe. My fingers are more impoartant as I like to touch things...and people!
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why? Uh....what do you think? Cannot have sex if you are the Pope or Mother Teresa.
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Yes. Because I have no self-control plus I am poor. This would be the ultimate opportunity to get out of poverty I am succumed to.
-shots next time. Promise 
