You should have the Depech mode song "Master and Serevant" as the song that you and Ruth dance to, it would be perfect.
You know last time I heard there's a 4ft rule in strip clubs here in Washington. But I wouldn't know since I've never been to a strip club.
Working at a peepshow though I saw some crazy shit.
Enjoy the silence.
Congrats on such a successful nite! I'm very happy for you. Here's to many more great nights at the club... just keep your tongue off the floor next time.
You fucking rock!! I always knew you were cool. Ya know, I saw "Wrong Turn" last night and I was like, I AM NEVER GOING TO ANY VIRGINIA, EVER!! But I forgot that you're in VA, so forgetaboutit!!
NIce, a friend of mine used to roll joints when she was driving, but masterbating wile driving I'd say that's some skill. I would run off the road, but then I again I don't drive.
YAY!!!! I get kudos! Kick ass on talking to the college dude. I'm a college type my self (though not the normal college type). Have a good weekend, I've started my warm up drinking now, my sister made me delay LOL
Oh hell yeah you can talk masturbate and drive..... Who doesn't know that?......
Hahahaha, Mmmm, old puss, and ass sweat..... Tasty little mid-show treat!
I dunno though..... I'd probley lick it too if someone bet me $20.00...... Then again, I'm the kinda weirdo that would do near anything if someone bet me, for the pure joy of winning.....
In a confessional would kick ass... I've never even been in a catholic church before.... Do you think if I got my dick blessed that what I was talking about before would be considered a holy act?or would I have to just settle for sacremental blow jobs?
Good god woman...you live an interesting life. Your posts are always delightfully sinfull and very gore ridden. Keep up the "sexcellent" work. GWAR fans would understand!
the job turned out to be a complete bust, i'm not even going for the interview on monday. i'll explain details later. have a great day