Happy Thursday.

So my mom is trying to lay claim to all the Exorcist stuff that I won - if I have anything left over I'll send it to you. I mean I dig the movie and all but I know you two would appreciate the goods much more.

But my underoos make me feel all warm and scoobyish inside...

Wow, that is some funny shit. Poison...I know you said not to laugh, but HA HA HA. I love the looking back. That sounds like quite the awesome bday present!

So I guess I missed your journal after your first performance? How'd it go? I'm sure you were absolutelyl stunning.

Where's my happy thursday picture!? I am getting spoiled here...

Cheers to you doll!!! How's the pole maintaining??? Any stalkers yet from the strip club???

Me? Why me? I work too much and I have big feet!

you're such a busy lady now that you're all famous

i always seem to just miss you, we must talk sometime soon though. have a great day

I the little pics you leave on my page all the time, The drunk squirell the other day, and today's Beware of Dog are just fucking wonderful!!
Not sure how good your German is, but thought you might appreciate this photo of the city sign for the little town of Fucking, Austria: "Fucking: Please - not so fast!"

The following is a real headstone in Montreal's Cimetire Notre-Dame-des-Neiges.
Can you spot the hidden acrostic message?



[Hint: The man's ex-wife and mistress came in together to order the engraving. ]

hey...happy dog shooting people thursday to you too!!!
(i really need to gets my computer soon!!!

Our fucking Phone is still not working and the bitches and Verizon are still not doing anything about it. We will try to get a calling card and call you tonight from a pay phone...if this isn't a good weekend...just tell us and we can plan for another weekend..I hate moving! See you soon hot britches...

it's almost the weekend! are you excited!!

have a good night doll!

Doctors appointment went well as usual, my doctor looking as hot as ever. She had on a tight sleevless top .
As far as my past I'm going to higher a lawyer to take care of it. I got a connection to a Federal criminal defense attorney. He'll shove that Smalltown judges decision right up his ass.
Take it easy.

My underroos are always off.

He's hot

She's hot

You're hot

I'm hot

We're all hot!!

Tomorrow....opening day. Are you going to go tomorrow to see it????? So, will I be able to see you dance when I get back?

its friday for yeee haw

I loved the dog thing. so grim. so funny.

How did you know I was wearing underoos!!!!!!!

Hockey is the best! I like you even more now!

I hope it goes by speedy to but I know it will not. I am going to be watching a computer screen for twelve hours a day until we start working again.

I'm gonna go home to San Antonio for my vacation. I can't wait.

I have nothing.....

MUHAHAHAHAHA

OMG....I haven't been on in a couple of days. I just went back and read your last journal!! CONGRATULATIONS!! You were sick and pulled in a lot of $$$. That is just a testament to your awesomeness! BTW, I love the dog that takes everyone out!!

Heehee! Glad you like it. That "Beware of Dog" shit is hilarious, too. I was trying to figure out what happened to all the dead people, then I finally saw the dog! I laughed so hard.

i'm getting in early on your, have a good weekend list..hahaha

so yeah, have a good weekend, get your gear off!!