so I says to this girl, I says, "why they call you demolitionkitten?"
she answered with a barrage of fists and feet and bottles and anything she could get her hands on. I couldn't tell up from down. Afters a while, it all went black. I wakes up with her standing above me.
"You's got anymore stupid ass questions, punk?" she says.
I opened my mouth but all that comes out was some blood and what was left of my teeth.
She says, "I didn't think so. If you's forget, I'll be in my bathtub with my knife."
"Happy Halloween." I says to the girl and then it all went black again.
she answered with a barrage of fists and feet and bottles and anything she could get her hands on. I couldn't tell up from down. Afters a while, it all went black. I wakes up with her standing above me.
"You's got anymore stupid ass questions, punk?" she says.
I opened my mouth but all that comes out was some blood and what was left of my teeth.
She says, "I didn't think so. If you's forget, I'll be in my bathtub with my knife."
"Happy Halloween." I says to the girl and then it all went black again.
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