Thank you! Are you doing anything Halloween-y?

oooh rechargeable!!!! I need that for sure. I blow through batteries like nobodys business.

& I choked on my drink I laughed so hard at the "throat invader". OMG TOO FUNNY.
& you're right - half this crap is definitely designed by men.
I noticed most of those sex machines are sold out! what the. So I guess there is a market, we need to develop the throat invader ASAP - for almost $3,000 a pop we'd be rich in no time!

I can also see a torture porn horror movie featuring either of these invader devices too.

HAHAHA! oh man you're hilarious, I'm dying!

The choker delux sounds like it needs a built in barf bag for quick and easy clean up.

I'm sure we could get it on the shopping channels after hours- have you seen some of the shit they sell? hahah

lol i'm getting a cockslammer for sure! only because I love the way the name rolls off my tongue. cockslammer!!!

& tony little, ew. that is one freaky infomercial host.
actually now that I think about they are all freaking!

What about the Slap-Cock! "You're gonna love our nuts!"

hahaha sounds like me up so late, I work many nights til 4am. ugh.

I'm still loving the cockslammer name... oh I know - maybe I should get a tattoo that says that!! hahahah

hope your youngest feels better