lesborella

I hate Suicide. Not the girls, and not the act. If you want to kill yourself, that's your business. as long as you don't endanger other people. Don't jump off anything and land on people, or put yourself somewhere dangerous where people have to rescue you. anyway, my point was, I hate suicide as a designation for hot wings. Hot wings, or buffalo wings areone of my favorite foods. But nothing makes me angrier than when they go from mild, to medium, to hot, to suicide. Clearly Suicide is hot and hot is just somewhere on the continuium form mild to hot. So should there be 2 mediums? No. I have a problem with medium as well but not nearly as big as my problem with Suicide.

OK. We need to eliminate Suicide immediately. From now on, we start with mild chicken wings, and we end with hot. don't tell me suicide is hotter than hot. Hot is hot. When you order hot wings they will be hot. Now, we come to medium.

Medium is an issue. Because clearly medium is realtive. If you don't know hot, you have no idea where medium is goingto be, because in theory, medium is going to lie halfway between hot and mild.

Now there is a scale of hotness, something called scoville units where you can give absolute values to heat. ok I'e just bored myself.

But I'm not erasing this. There's a valuable lesson here somewhere...