lesa

HOLY CRAP!

I just got off the phone with JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!!!!

My friends were having lunch on the lot, and apparently he was there about 10 feet from where they were standing, so one of them called me on his cell phone, and asks what I'm doing. Then the other one took the phone and brought it over to Johnny.

Knoxville: "Hello!"
Lesa: "Hi Johnny".
Knoxville: "What are you wearing?"
Lesa: "Uh. Nothing cute enough to come and see you right now, unfortunately."
Knoxville: "Aww! Come ON!"
(laughs)
Lesa: "Nope. I'm not coming over there. Hey, do you drive a black Blazer?"
Knoxville: "No...?"
Lesa: "Oh, because your identical twin is driving around Hollywood right now. Looks just like you."
Knoxville: "Yeah, well, my Dad got around!"
(laughs)
Lesa: "I see. Well, thanks for talking to me! Have a good day!"
Knoxville: "You, too. Bye sweetie!"

*dies*