Hey all,
It has been raining for what seems like an eternity and I really wanna kick mother nature in the vagina! My birthday is on the 12th of May and it's a huge one. The big 30! Shit, where did the fucking time go? I was debating whether or not to have a get together because I envisioned myself eating bon bons alone and watching Jon and Kate plus 8 marathons, while contemplating getting started on my burial plot... but my boy convinced me to have a party at this wonderful martini bar in my town. By the way, if anyone watches Jon and Kate plus 8...I'm torn as to whether or not I want to sleep with Kate or kick her down a flight of stairs. Any one else feel this way? Anyhoo, My boy and I went to our regular Thai restaurant last week and ...you know how they like to put oragami like things on the straws of your drinks...well, I was very surprised to see what was on the tip of mine....OH YES...
Um...wonder what was on her mind...either that or she doesn't like me. Either way it was highly entertaining.
Also, I was thinking about cutting my hair short again...I haven't had long hair like this since I was 16. I shed all the time and I wanna shoot myself. I found a pic of how it looked blonde and easy to take care of .
This is a more recent version of unmanagability...
Edited to add: Here are recentish self-portraits of my boy and I...
Random...I need to find an internship in Photography...I currently have a job in the field and have been working there for the past two years but I'm looking for something else...If anyone has any connections in NYC let me know...I would greatly appreciate it.
It has been raining for what seems like an eternity and I really wanna kick mother nature in the vagina! My birthday is on the 12th of May and it's a huge one. The big 30! Shit, where did the fucking time go? I was debating whether or not to have a get together because I envisioned myself eating bon bons alone and watching Jon and Kate plus 8 marathons, while contemplating getting started on my burial plot... but my boy convinced me to have a party at this wonderful martini bar in my town. By the way, if anyone watches Jon and Kate plus 8...I'm torn as to whether or not I want to sleep with Kate or kick her down a flight of stairs. Any one else feel this way? Anyhoo, My boy and I went to our regular Thai restaurant last week and ...you know how they like to put oragami like things on the straws of your drinks...well, I was very surprised to see what was on the tip of mine....OH YES...
Um...wonder what was on her mind...either that or she doesn't like me. Either way it was highly entertaining.
Also, I was thinking about cutting my hair short again...I haven't had long hair like this since I was 16. I shed all the time and I wanna shoot myself. I found a pic of how it looked blonde and easy to take care of .
This is a more recent version of unmanagability...
Edited to add: Here are recentish self-portraits of my boy and I...
Random...I need to find an internship in Photography...I currently have a job in the field and have been working there for the past two years but I'm looking for something else...If anyone has any connections in NYC let me know...I would greatly appreciate it.
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and nix the burial plot, cremation is the way to go.
hahahah. either way, happy late birfday.