why would i do something like that, i mean your cat peen has you all hot and botherd as of late anyway!!!

is that a come-on?

Did you dye your hair?

I would but I don't see the slot.

All I have are Euros.

*crams nickel in your nose*

I'll drop a coin in ya...if ya know what I mean! Can't believe nobody used that one yet!

What about a 20

I don't think Americans like change of any kind, they prove it every day, they want things to stay the same, they are afraid of change.