You could take me there. You drool over the knights while I act like a complete dork amongst all the medieval stuff! Besides, maybe I could find a few wenches! As for dorito breath, provided the other person eats some doritos with you, then you both have the same breath..no worries then!
well, i've finally trained them not to bite.... so it's possible! haha.... but you totally need to check out my worm.... err.... tube anemone always wanted to go to medieval times.... are you allowed to just grab the serving wenches?
uh-huh, thats what they all say. Besides, a great reason to show up would be because besides being a ninja, i'm also trained in medieval sword fighting, so if i put on platemail, i'd be as knightly as anyone at medieval times.
you could learn how to swordfight and impress the Lord Marshall when you best him in single combat. I bet he'd pop a codpiece over you at that point.