Dude...I know we talked about this twelve hours ago, but come to the SGTO bowling thing! You have to. Or else.

As for JR...well, some people can't help being man-whores. Ha.

You FINALLY made it to an event. That didn't hurt, eh?

p.s.: You are the world's biggest turd-cutter. Just thought you should know...

It's SO BORING now that you're not around. I hardly saw a soul on Tuesday (employees included)...

Gah, get over the damned glasses already! Asshole.

Holy crap! You weren't kidding. That kid is crazy.

...and here's how what a properly embedded Youtube video looks like, haha...

Bah, I'm just a plain old nerd.

...and was it me, or was today the fucking apocalypse? I'm surprised that neither of us killed anyone, haha.