"If I had a pair of eyes on the back of my head for each time
You forgot to take out all the things you forgot to talk about when you took a bite out of my spine,
I would have a lot of eyes on me by this time wouldn't I? Wouldn't that just be fine."

just popped to mind when I read your post

and a sixth finger.

ha ha ha. Good answer. So far you're winning the game.

I'd be happy with just a prehensile tail. Tho' I can't say I'm sad not having one. That may just be because I don't think about it much.

Parrots live longer than humans a lot of the time, and that makes me sad. I wouldn't want my pet to wonder why dad went away and be all Puff the Magic Dragon-y.

If it were prehensile. I'd do more than just wag it, baby....

You can have my two left feet.

Don't need eyes in the back of your head with spidey sense....

A parrot would keep you up at night, wouldn't you rather have a box of fruit loops?

Thanks for the compliment When do I get to hear your tuneage? It looks like we're actually going to rehearse this week, so it's back to the rock.

What is prehensile?

i have a parrot on my shoulder!

What if I want you to bite a little.......

Which one makes me more messed up...because I'll go for out of my gord.

Having a drink with my friend before he goes back to Miami
but...after that, whatever you want....

ummm...I have an extra bone in my right foot....and a small little mole looking fully sexy third nipple....it's ok to swoon now, I am. *rubs third nipple in glee*

you better be careful though when you do receive these...

because with two left feet, you'll end up falling flat on your face...
then your parrot will climb on to your back...
and walk up to your head and poke all three of your eyes out...

so maybe the parrot and three eyes are ok
but two left feet will cause a lot of problems.*



*i apologise to anyone with two left feet...but face it...you suck.

i wish i had two penises!

new pics... look....

you must make it...
it is made tattooing is an only experience...
and the girl sleeves are too hot!
your pics..? no?

i think you should get a parrot with two left feet and eyes on the back of its head.. then you can see how well he does with them..

Hey you ..... thanx for the tips. sorry you dont have any of those traits ...