kung_fu_tattoo

Point taken. Just like the old adage, "Never look through a woman's purse." Trust me, it isn't worth the trouble. I learned that lesson at age 8. Oh, and when your grandmother passes away, it's best if you leave the cleaning to your mom, your step-grandfather, and one of your aunts. Otherwise, you too may find a collection of dildos in a shoebox. True story. I swear it.

ahahaha ^^^^

i think im gonna start carrying a dildo for protection