today..
today is over.
but it was my aunt's wedding.
it was grand fun.
i got to be an artist, a designer, a dishwasher, a bartender and a personal assistant.
all while wearing heels and a shirt i felt my boobs were falling out of.
hey.
at least my grannie liked it.
Were you happy about your boobs falling out of your shirt or sad? That's the part of the story that doesn't come across clearly enough. I personally am a big fan of boobs falling out of shirts, but I may have a different perspective on it than you do.
Here's some odd boob trivia: if you take apart one of those mini soccer balls, the inner "tube" part of it feels incredibly like a boob. So much so that if you hand one to a straight man, he'll have a hard time letting go of it. I know I didn't want to.
today is over.
but it was my aunt's wedding.
it was grand fun.
i got to be an artist, a designer, a dishwasher, a bartender and a personal assistant.
all while wearing heels and a shirt i felt my boobs were falling out of.
hey.
at least my grannie liked it.