kumquat

this is me.
making a new blog blog.

it's not really all that "up".
i currently feel like absolute horse manure.

i'm sitting, waiting at a friend's for my clothes to wash.
why?
'cause i puked all over myself at the hospital.
and i wasn't going to wear a fucking paper dress and sponge baths don't get puke stank off.

then i get to go back.

fucking hooray.

i did have a most awesomely epic, although sort of bizarre and out of body experience weekend.
amazing things happen to me when i get stabbed with needles.

so yay.
my nipples are all piercedlike.

voodou has a bunch of terribly unflattering but totally purple photos from the weekend.

in other news, there is a vagrant in my bed.
she moans in her sleep and kicks her right leg.

but.
that said.
i'm happier with a vagrant in my bed than her trapped somewhere shitty.
even though it may have orange fanta.
it's no fucking candy mountain.

in conclusion.
i'm a wreck.
possibly worst i've been in years.
but i do have neat friends.