Thanks, asshole.

I can't find my John Denver & The Muppets Christmas album, so I'll bring a few others instead. Can I bring anything else? I wanted to get your mom something, but I don't know what.

Will you and Elaine get me work? Please? Merry Christmas?

And: What power?

it must be the power of nipple hat!

Well congrats on getting the job. Hey don't feel too bad. I ahve to buy most of my gifts tomorrow night and Saturday.

tuesday. you. me. beer.

miss u

I'm having a hard time breathing through all the SMOKE.

Happy Holidays!

are we still on for tomorrow night??? i miss you so much, its been way too long.

same place? same time?

see ya tomorrow night! cant wait!

congrats on the job!!!

figured i would reach out to a fellow new yorker. well you're in queens but close enough. digging throughh people in the area and you looked interesting and cute. sooo... hello. have a great new years!

Happy New Year!

Cheerios.

I had to. I'm sorry.