What are we to discuss?

The poop?

WHY Y'ALL GOTTA WASTE MY FLAVA? DAMN!

ah yes, you are good!

good enough for me to poop on!

I'm FedEx'ing you a minute's worth of poop.

I'll get back to you on the point of discussion; that particular topic is one I don't deal with very often.

I know that the tree will leave a bit of a mess by the time we're done with it, but it's a small price to pay. I really, really like it.

It didn't take you very long to figure out that I'm weird. Well done!

I wouldn't exactly call it my new love, but I will put up a picture of the tree shortly. I guess I'm happy about it because I'm used to artificial trees, and it's nice to have a change this year.

Check your email!

You're the bestest in the whole wide world!

hahaha i love the fact that my tongue on your nipple hat is your profile pic! hot!

Most retarded profile picture ever.

PS: Where the hell is Elaine? I miss her. Last week I text-messaged her and she didn't respond.

That was really REALLY quick! I seriously mailed them at about 9:00 on Tuesday.

Nice nipple.

Hi. Update your journal.

um, i didnt realize you grew a goatee. guess its been too long since ive seen you