gee thanks kris!

oh i hear what your'e saying! i love taco bell, but it goes right to the hips!

girl, dump that shit on the floor, just lift up the blanket and let it go!

i have to poop!

Frank fucking Zurita just found and messaged me on MySpace today. I'm a little fascinated by this.

What the hell time did you get home Tuesday night, anyway? Or, technically, Wednesday night?

PS: Here. Have one.