bleh i'm a gimp! I cut my thumb pretty deep on my left hand when i was chopping veggies with a dull knife. My form probably wasn't the smartest but if it was a sharp knife i'd have been fine! BLEH. Well on the plus side at least it wasn't my right hand. I don't think i could've been able to masturbate without full thumb usage! YAY opposable thumbs! 
yuriel:
=[ that sucks yo!